wa cake

A term used to describe an animal or person that is unexpectedly chubby or curvy.

damn Bob, I didn't know your cat was such a wa cake.
Jessica's a total wa cake, check out her latest posts.

by krazul January 20, 2024

Cake

Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.

Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"

Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*

by RhiRhigurrrl January 23, 2021

cake

A Josiah's nice, sexy boo-tay

Dang your cake be looking good in that suit!!!

by Tripu May 7, 2018

Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.

Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.

by fraggerdude May 13, 2025

Crust cake

The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.

A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.

That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.

by truoodle November 12, 2020

Yellow Cake

Bad intel, or a claim of wrong knowledge.

It's yellow cake, proclaims the the man in response to the inaccurate statement of fact.

by pornstitute February 6, 2024