by Jacoboieezcuul April 28, 2022

A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism
A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames
A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames
A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
by The Afatar November 23, 2021

by thebestguyever1 January 7, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 28, 2025

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!
Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.
Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!
Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!
Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.
Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!
Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!
Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
by Whynot90 December 27, 2022
