Put the P in me

Something you say when a hot University Police Officer Passes by

Damn, I didn't know I was going to class and seeing such a hot UP officer on the way, he can Put the P in Me

by Darrin Mccarty February 27, 2024

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!qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/

listen man, I get it. you're bored to hell. But maybe it's a good idea to stop typing random shit onto your keyboard and work on your essay instead?

Ugh... I feel !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/!! I just wanna do something interesting to save me from this hellish boredom...

by Damn son 926 March 4, 2024

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P Sizzle

Certified boss soul snatcha bitch clapper. Me and yo bizzle fuckizzled then we cuddizzeld after

P sizzle gonna cum on yo bitch nipple

by Jimuder Johnson March 6, 2024

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Also know as Latina P, Fuck fest P, Balenciaga P and originally Dodge Peck, Ceasefire P is a local San Fernando Valley jihadist when in the bathroom. Ceasefire P owns several laundromats in the valley however will only do laundry at home however is too lazy to fold his clothes so when his laundry is done, he puts it right back into the hamper. CeaseFire P lives for freeing Gaza into his toilet after dining at Michelin 5 star restaurants. He makes sure his gut is free of Palestinians as he's constantly Freeing Palestine especially while traveling to foreign countries.

One time in Bogota Colombia, Ceasefire P freed Palestine over twenty five times in a weeks span.

by Jake Pounder March 8, 2024

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