Rats

Alberta's greatest enemies

did you see those huge rats yesterday

by generalbigbooty December 4, 2024

rat goof bitch

A person who talks shit,usually behind ones back and is extremely irritating and annoying, also lies to try and cover their own ass

Everyone found out that Stan was just a rat goof bitch and stopped beimg his friend

by Naughtybunny December 6, 2024

Brooklyn Rat Rape

An action where 1 person finds the most plump rat specifically in Brooklyn and pins it up against the wall and fucks it rapidly

Hey Austin i found this rat, want to go Brooklyn Rat Rapeing

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life

Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

Cactus Rat

A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).

Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!

by PorcupineFan24 December 15, 2024

Sewer Rat

Slang term used by plumbers for tampon flushed down the toilet.

The plumber found a sewer rat is what clogged the pipe.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024

Coont Rat

A very active vagina , usually older with gray hair sporadically sprouting…

Hell Naa I don’t want none that old a&& coont rat.

by Dad Jokes January 1, 2025