haters back off

Something Miranda sings says cause she's bae

Hater-YOUR UGLY AND DUMB
Miranda-HATERS BACK OFF *tears*

by izzyazalea January 25, 2015

jack off day

A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.

Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."

by Jack mehoff12312 January 3, 2009

pissing me off

Makes you very frustrated

He was talking so loud, it was really pissing me off..

by lokka June 11, 2014

just fuck off

What someone really wants to say in response to some annoyance.

He keeps asking me the same question, when I provide the same answer. I don't get it, he should just fuck off!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

Knuckle one off

The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle

Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!

by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009

knock off a slice

To have casual sex with

"I'd like to knock off a slice of that bitch!"

by Otiam Ness August 27, 2007

snap off a log

Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.

Man, I gotta snap off a log!

by Turd Burger Boy October 6, 2003