grease monkey

A hand job with lube.

Worker #1: She got the biggest ass licking in the world in the weekly newsletter.
Worker #2: She must be giving the boss grease monkeys in the lactation room.

by Dolemite71 April 23, 2006

monkey suit

A suit used to convert one's outward appearance to the guise of a monkey. This term was most prevalent in the inspirational movie "Going Bananas" in which Bonzo, a midget woman from Los Angeles encounters an identity crisis, eventually winning the US Open all while fooling America into thinking she was a 7 year old monkey tennis champion.

Jim: You, sir, are wearing a monkey suit!
Marbles: (Tosses monkey excrement at Jim)

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 5, 2005

Cock-monkey

The person that does work generally of a non-intellectual type.

Window-washing, painting, cleaning of all sorts, demolition via saws, etc.

Why would I do that cock-monkey work? It doesn't pay for shit.

by IHC2007 August 6, 2007

Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls

HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.

by Q?Z? July 22, 2009

monkey knuckle

A person who has limited brain power. Not retarded, but very unaware. A self induced simpleton, usually a pothead / stoner type move.

i.e. kin to a primate. Neanderthal (knuckle dragger)

mildly derogatory insult

"Monkey knuckle!, Why would you wash your bosses car with an industrial pressure washer?

by For Tony Baloney Matukas January 30, 2010

cock monkey

one who is acting like a dick yet resembling a monkey or could also mean someone that is needing the cock and is acting like a monkey to get it and embarrasing your ass in front of one or more people. at times people have confused a cock monkey for a mongolian ass pirate but there is a big difference, cockmonkeys attack the front.

that darren guy, he's quite the cock monkey.

by wontonballs August 2, 2007

tinkle monkey

someone you get stuck marrying, that pees in the sink to get on your nerves, a "sweet" term that means "your in the shit house"

hey there "tinkle monkey"

"shit"

by gdfgshgf June 23, 2008