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Gandalf the green 

Gandalf the green is a term used for a marijuana dealer that messages you notifying you that he has just got weed if you are looking for it when all other dealers have failed you.
Guy 1: "You get sorted?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"

Guy 1: "What do we do now?"

Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"

Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
Gandalf the green by Santabae January 26, 2017

Hit the green 

The act of taking a puff of a pipe, a wax pen, a bong, a rig or any weed related product that'll make you high
Dude 1 : Hey dude wanna go hit the green

Dude 2 : Yeah dude, been craving some of that devil lettuce you bring here dude
Dude 3 : Duuuuude
Dude 4 : Yahh Dude
Hit the green by Soockamasook April 24, 2021

Extra stringy green bean 

Tom Felton
Extra stringy green bean is a homophobic

Ifeoma VT Green

Ifeoma VT Green is a fun loving ❤ Happy Soul. Loyal to the core. Deletes people with negative energy from her memory. Believes in God.
Ifeoma VT Green is a jewel
Ifeoma VT Green by Mamaj November 23, 2021

Paint me green and call me a cucumber 

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

down the green pipe 

A metaphor for taking a daring and risky route when attempting to solve a problem. This is associated with the phrase from the video game Super Mario Bros. where the titular characters went down the green pipe to reach secret coins and warp to other parts of the game.
I'm going down the green pipe to solve this issue!