tap that ass

Wanting to engage in sexual activity's with a cute Female !!

Hey Dale Look How Cute Debbie is I would Love too Tap That Ass !!

by acehole1986 July 24, 2014

wet ass

A person who is generally in a consistently bad mood. A contrary person who typically likes to shoot down ideas/plans. Someone who "1ups" positive comments with equal or greater negative comments.

God damnit Dave, quit being a wet ass!

by Ben Ridge March 21, 2008

baboon ass

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos

i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos

by fuck you December 9, 2003

tank ass

a person with a huge ass.

Ms. Werner has a tank ass!

by Barry McCockiner May 13, 2005

Ass Eyes

Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.

He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.

by bad November 28, 2003

fart ass

when a fat girl wears tight pants but only the ass hangs down so it looks like there is a clump of shit in her pants

look that fat bitch has fart ass

by fart ass hater March 30, 2007

ass tulips

After any activity that would expand the anal cavity, such as anal sex, if on pushees his or her sphincter, part of the anal tissue will come out of the rectum. It is given this name because it when extended it looks like a tulip.

"You should have seen the tulips on Nate after last night."

by copernicus p. alfonz July 22, 2003