A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.
The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.
But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?
PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
by anonymous February 26, 2025
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Get the ratmug. Someone who lives a filthy life and knows a lot of shit. The rat will tell authorities about a crime, however they are not the ones committing the crimes themselves.
by Rmeister March 22, 2019
Get the Ratmug. what both mother and father of the newborn proclaim when they see the eagerly anticipated end result, eyeing each other suspiciously as to which gene pool is to blame for this disaster
(both) "It's a...rat!?"
by Krkič October 1, 2019
Get the It's a...rat!?mug. a girl who follows cowboys and finds the ones who win rodeos for their buckle, but she’s not a buckle bunny (hot) she’s a buckle rat. (gross)
by bucklerathater September 9, 2023
Get the buckle ratmug. When a group of people with penises gather in a circle and achieve orgasm only by thrusting against other penii.
Named after the cryptic zoological wonder that is a rat king: Rats that have fused together by the tail due to poor and tight living conditions.
Named after the cryptic zoological wonder that is a rat king: Rats that have fused together by the tail due to poor and tight living conditions.
"Okay girls, gays, and theys: it's time to circle up and jerkle up, who's gonna be tonights Rat Queen?"
by Quaysan May 25, 2024
Get the Rat Queenmug.