table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

Water Fountain

This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.

Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).

A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?

B: And how do you know this...?

A: Look, that's not important...

by DudeWithWeirdWords November 21, 2021

Water

Slang term for the drug Gamma-hydroxybutyrate, commonly known as GBH, due to the fact it is a colorless, odorless non-viscous liquid. Very offensively bitter and sometimes semi salty taste; usually has to be chased with something. Popularized in recent years through the gay community, the name further distinguishes its growing use as a party drug vs. a date rape drug as it has been considered in the past. It is a depressant, but often used in combination with other psychostimulants. Usually sold by the fl Oz.

NOT to be confused with actual water, which It be at first sight. Additionally, some people hold it in actual water bottles if dispensing on the go.

“Yo, got some water if you’re thirsty just HMU.”

Guy 1: “is that water? My mouth is so dry, thanks”
Guy 2: “Bro no! That’s not actual wat-“
Guy 1: *spews GBH all over Guy 2’s face gasping*

by Cxzdude919 November 21, 2021

King Water

A dude on the internet.

"Hey, have you heard of King Water"

by anon224 November 3, 2021

Crunchy Sky Water

A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.

Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished

by Evenbuggerchungus November 3, 2021

Dirty Deward Water

Worst odor possible. Typically used to describe a stank vagina

That bitch smells like Dirty Deward Water..

by FatCock39 November 7, 2021