Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter

Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?

by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022

Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch

Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!

by Eric shin May 2, 2020

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

may 22nd national tit day

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day

Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*

by Hhggj May 22, 2023

MAGA Tits

A person who acts holier than thou, supports Donald Trump and wears a shirt with MAGA across the chest. May be male of female and spreads false conspiracy theories as if they were fact

Person #1: "Trump is still your president because he won the 2020 election by a landslide. Also, if an apocalypse happens, don't trust the children because they'll gain your trust then kill you and eat you".

Person #2: "Whoa, whoa! Calm down MAGA Tits, Trump lost, and why would children kill and eat you? Wacko!"

by TheBFH March 23, 2024

Tits

Cleavage found on a woman's chest. Most men prefer big tits, however, it is completely fine if you like small tits.

Situation 1:
Guy 1: Man you're tits are huge
Girl 1: wanna shove your face into them? *takes off clothes*
Guy 1: *gets a boner and shoves face into tits*
Situation 2:
Guy 2: i really like your petite tits
Girl 2: i'll let you suck on them
Guy 1: *gets happy and sucks on tits*

by RetroNigga October 5, 2023

Tits McClits

When you're in a rut and need to get out, you call this guy.

Man I've been having such a shit month. Dude you just need to call Tits McClits.

by Heylookitstits January 4, 2017