A Beta male who prioritizes e-girls, and talks excessively anywhere online where he can get attention from any female, but will only ever get minimal attention if any.
Ex 1: I was playing with Danny, and out of no where he asked if i could leave so an e-girl can join, what an e-simp.
Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.
Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.
some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes
"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"
A brand created by 3 brothers in San Francisco. It is a reference to the Simp or Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The phrase also means no more simping aka no longer idolizing mediocre pussy.