Speckle Monkey

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.

Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.

by tdmiller February 28, 2013

Clipboard Monkey

Person who holds a clipboard outside nightclubs with a list of names who are on the guestlist.

That Clipboard Monkey reckons she's of some sort of importance because she stands outside a nightclub all night with a list of names.

by chopra28 December 27, 2013

Tunnel Monkey

A term used to describe homosexual black men.

"When I was at the club last night, there was this group of tunnel monkeys who kept trying to get at me the whole time."

"Don't drop the soap, or the tunnel monkeys will get you."

by angerdog January 20, 2014

herb monkey

Someone who is addicted to weed

1 - She smoking so much weed now
2 - I know she's such a herb monkey

by smiley_miley April 28, 2014

Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies

I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.

by Bunkups March 11, 2015

Youtube Moneys

the money you earn on posting youtube videos

Q: Yo jabroni, are you still up for the trip to Colombia?
A: Hellz yeah Bitch! I just got monetized with some fresh Youtube Moneys.

by Jupa Mujeres July 1, 2015

microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015