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I have a pet fish now.
by TheBlueHedgehog October 26, 2015
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fish

i love fish
fish swims
by tunalover1999 January 21, 2021
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Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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Fish out of water

A man inserts a fish hook into the tip of his penis while it is soft, he then proceeds to wiggle it around to attract his companion. After inserting his penis into their mouth, he becomes erect. He pulls out as hard and fast as he can hoping to hook through his partners lip. If the man successfully hooks, he yells "Fish on!"
Boy: "I just got a new set of hooks, I can't wait to try Fish out of water tonight"
Boy 2: "I hope you can catch some"
by NaFlirp September 21, 2021
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fish licker man

A man who licks Vertebrata (subphylum) after grabbing them out of brown creeks and then pees in the fishes mouth.
by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023
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Mumbai Fishing

An ancient form of martial arts involving a fishing rod, tacklebox and balls that don't hurt anymore, it has nothing to do with Mumbai
I am the master of mumbai fishing i can catch any fish i want and my ball bag never gets sore no matter what happens.
by ShellyTheMumbaiFisherman October 30, 2023
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quote fish

A quote fish is the act of a person needing something done and seeking out a number of quotes.
Simon is quote fishing to get his house painted.
Gina is quote fishing for a wedding planner.
by Youlittlebooty August 22, 2011
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