Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022

buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.

We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.

by johnnyboi sauce May 29, 2018

Peanut Butter Skin

A boy, typically young-looking, with smooth and soft skin.
Term first mentioned in the song “Hope” by Tim Legend.

That twink over there is driving me wild with that peanut butter skin

by steamytwinkie October 16, 2017

Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.

When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.

by messy bun2 November 04, 2022

Front Butter

Urine and/or ejaculate is used as a condiment.

Mark pranked Derek into eating his front butter.

by JimmyTheSmack March 09, 2019