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A no-account ("nocount"), imaginary (online) place where anyone with 1/4 (a fourth, to numerologists) of a brain, a keypad and Internet connection can seek social approval (glory or fame), while attempting to provide accurate meanings for newly coined or preexisting words and phrases--usually slang and colloquial terms.

These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).

Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.

A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.

The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 1: Whuut? I yoou dndt spal thet kerrectleee? Duuude, i aws wayyyy hi men!

Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.

Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.

Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.

Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart

Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!

"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
by Tee$ May 22, 2011
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A place where a bunch of idiots get to at words at will
by Nachwastaken July 17, 2022
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Danny Davito is such an Urban Dictionary
by Ya_boy_smiles February 1, 2018
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The fucking worst dictionary and best dictionary ever
by UR FUCKING MOTHER OML August 12, 2022
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A website that was made to show people the definition of words but people give the wrong meaning.
Girl1: Hey bestie! I searched up yellow on urban dictionary!
Girl2: What did it say?
Girl1: We’ll it said that it’s a person you would die for and is your sunshine.
Girl2: lemme check
Girl2: wait ur right
by Starstell <3 April 7, 2022
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The worst place to find words meanings… Jk,Actually most of the time other peoples points in there words!
And some can be a little sus 🤨🤨
Person 1 : * gets on Urban dictionary * welp time to write the quote of the day !
by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023
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Urban Dictionary time!

Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand
*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"

Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
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