James

A nerdy white boy who will roast tf out of you and not give two fucks about how u feel. Well known for killing peoples vibe. Extremely sensitive when he’s the butt of the joke. Has a 2.5 inch penis, says he needs glasses to see but really only uses them so he can see his dick much clearer, is scared of women. He’s an overall cunt essentially. Never fw a james.
James: Scientists be like: yeah that’s science
You: You realize nobody fucking likes you right?
by slater! March 03, 2022
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James

There’s something in the way he stands—
A quiet strength, not loud demands.
With eyes that see beyond the skin,
And words that warm the soul within.

His laughter’s low, sincere, and deep,
A voice where calm and courage sleep.
He doesn’t need to boast or fight;
His presence makes the wrong feel right.

He listens more than he replies,
With steady truth behind his eyes.
He lifts, he builds, he never shames
A heart of gold, this man named James.

His hands are rough from work and care,
Yet gentle when he's truly there.
He’s kind to those who go unseen,
A quiet king without a queen.

He holds respect in every tone,
Stands tall, yet never stands alone.
For loyalty flows through his veins,
A faithful soul—his word remains.

Not just in looks, but how he moves,
In every act, his character proves
That strength is more than pride or games—
It's found in men like one called James.
James is so cool
Nik agrees
Nik is cool too!
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Maeve: James, your my little blow machine!!
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AWSOME DUDE THAT WILL SOW THE REAL SIDE BUT SOMETIMES SHOWS THE FAKE,SWEARS A LOT VERY FIT VERY GOOD IN SPORTS
P1 WHOS THAT?
P2 THATS JAMES.
P1 I WANT TO BE HIS GF
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James' are undeserving horny losers whom none love.
Man I want to end the life of James!
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I am after you...
if you see this, I'm coming for you whore.
Hey! Its James, I'm gonna kill him!
by Rena1Rena March 28, 2022
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