coal city, il

a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them

you can tell she’s from coal city, il she’s just as shitty as the town

by noodleschicken October 28, 2017

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint

I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.

by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024

CL City News

News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.

The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

CREATE TABLE Persons ( PersonID int, LastName varchar(255), FirstName varchar(255), Address varchar(255), City varchar(255) );

SQL code to create a table in a database, some idiot websites can be hacked using this multiple times, like a DDOS attack.

P1: im bored im gonna type "CREATE TABLE Persons ( PersonID int, LastName varchar(255), FirstName varchar(255), Address varchar(255), City varchar(255) );" into a badly coded website

P2: no please no

by somebodyortheother November 8, 2023

Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours [Iowa].

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours Iowa.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Kansas City drought

The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”

Dude last night we did the Kansas city drought and now I think I’m in love

by Allrightythennn January 23, 2023