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John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
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Pushin' P

A selling approach in which the salesperson attempts to control the sales interaction and pressure the customer to purchase the salesperson's urine
Amouranth: hey handsome! wanna try a taste of my pee? a sip is free but its $49.99 for a bottle
Me: god Amouranth! stop Pushin' P on me!
Amouranth: you know, I think you're really cute and interesting... how about i give you 10%! i can only hold this special price for you today, though.
Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!
by PissDrinker42069 December 19, 2022
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edde p

EDDE P, the hit musician with the amazing song, World Music. One of Fribergaskolans most successful lallers
Have you heard EDDE P:s music??
Yes, EDDE P:s music is amazing
by Ekhmen April 3, 2017
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when its ready :P

A meme in the Age of History II community when referring to the release date of AOH3.
User: when will aoh2 drop?
Łukasz Jakowski: When its ready :P
by anonymous August 6, 2024
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Pushing P

The best way I can explain it is it something that happens to you that’s fucking lit that you didn’t directly caused
“I went to the coffee shop today to get a Cup of coffee and not only did I get a cup of coffee but the barista ended up sucking me off too”

“Damn bruh your Pushing P”
by FDR Preacher February 9, 2022
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Luke p

Some wierd person that uses reddit and loves dank memes
by Foierrijoijeroujfeoufvr November 22, 2021
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