by Tricky_Preference November 29, 2023
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Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
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Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
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by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
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Amouranth: hey handsome! wanna try a taste of my pee? a sip is free but its $49.99 for a bottle
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Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!
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Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!
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