Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019

The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019

puke stick

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.

"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?

by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019

Slushy stick

A naughty penis

James Charles: Please let me suck your slushy stick!
Straight Guys: My slushy stick is for girls only

James Charles: But, I’m a celebrity...

Straight Guys: I’m going to go call the cops now

by SquirrelButter August 3, 2019

snare stick

The curved shape a drumstick takes when used by a specific hand (left or right) for too long. Can only be felt by drummers.

Man, Paul loved EDM, until he realized he had snare sticks.

by rosslion August 9, 2019

Fish stick

A situation or thing that is super fishy.

Something doesn’t feel quite right. The whole situation is a little fish stick.

by Hairguyty83 August 22, 2019

Stick to the plastic

The same meaning as "putting the pedal to the metal" but for Drone Racing

Dude he really pushed the stick to the plastic...

by Gl1tc8 September 1, 2019