Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.
Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!
by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021
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piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.
john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin
by the cuck champion May 15, 2019
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piss knife

Something you bring to a gangbang in case two chicks want to get peed on at the same time that you set in front of your stream in order to drench two targets simultaneously. Preferably an ornate butterknife or family heirloom.
Dude, you see the piss knife I brought on Thursday? My grandpa passed it down to my uncle and he gave it to me when I was a kid.
by shoeze June 04, 2025
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turbocentric piss

when you piss extremely hard with perfect aim
"dude i just took a fat turbocentric piss"
by PeeZus420 October 10, 2021
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Piss Soda

A soda that is usually hidden as lemonade but is actually piss. Its like yellow snow i think
person 1: "this lemonade looks weird..."
person 2: "man thats probably Piss Soda"
by yasuhiro December 09, 2020
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Piss Rat

A person in a leadership role who abuses their "power" to overwork, underpay, undermine, etc their subordinates in the most unethical way. They usually do not belong in their role as they haven't had any formal training and just ended up their by sucking the dicks/tits of their former superiors. Everyone who works underneath them hates them openly but the piss rat's ego doesn't even recognize this. (see also, narcissist)
Employee 1: "I don't like my boss Rachel. All she does is blame everyone else for her frequent errors."
Employee 2: "Classic Piss Rat Rachel"
by PlatinumPup February 22, 2023
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Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.
After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.
by El5enor August 06, 2018
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