CL City News

News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.

The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

coal city, il

a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them

you can tell she’s from coal city, il she’s just as shitty as the town

by noodleschicken October 28, 2017

Ocean City NJ

Ocean city new Jersey is a very privilege town and is very Republican it's also known for being a tourist hot spot for the beach and boardwalk and no Alcohol sold anywhere. There are not a lot of African Americans in the town

Ocean City NJ is a great nice place to live and would recommend visiting

by SomeGuyInNJ July 23, 2020

Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint

I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.

by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024

city slut

a person who lives in the east coast who tends to be a hoe

person 1: “hey what happened with you and @cobygotstacks ?”

person: “oh, i found out he was a city slut”

by nymph-0 March 24, 2022

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. April 20, 2025

New York City subway

The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.

I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.

by Awesome Aasim April 20, 2022