sucks badass

a combination between "sucks so bad(ly)" and "sucks ass"

Man, this YouTube video is so fuckin retarded, what comment should i put: this sucks sooooo bad or this sucks ass ???
Why not put: this sucks badass ???!

by AndyMASH July 5, 2010

Suck a soup stick

synonym for suck a dick

Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book

Suck a soup stick dude

by ThisisrealIpromise March 30, 2020

Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.

Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.

by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023

Valen-suck

When giving head or "suck" to your partner on Valentine's Day.

Tyrone got the Valen-suck from his step mom.

by Little Suckle February 11, 2021

Suck

A group of Vampires

Is Edward around?

No, he’s hanging with his suck tonight. Vampires only.

by TrashPandasec July 14, 2021

suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner

jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck

by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021

Holy Suck

the act of being orally sexual with a married partner for the first and only time, usually an act done by Christians

"I got a holy suck from my wife last night"

by internetuser29 ;0 May 1, 2021