Hand Fart

The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.

"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"

"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."

"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."

by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009

Fart Sandwich

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

by dickfitzentite March 16, 2010

fart taco

Tacos from a fast food joint which upon consumption will result in an inordinate amount of flatuance (farting).

Too late for a regular meal, so we might as well make a trip to the Bell for a case of fart tacos.

by TacoJaun January 20, 2007

Blood Fart

The sudden, uncontrolled openening of the sfinchter muscles, letting out an unexpected expulsion of blood from the anus. Like a period, only from another opening.

"I had to crack a rat in the doctors office. It turned out to be a blood fart."

by The Tangible Laugh June 21, 2016

unedible farts

Farts that cannot be eaten, or editized. When consumption is attempted side effects usually include herpes, death, and muscle spasms. Involuntary bowel movements are also common.

Kathy gave Kevin herpes because she farted unedible farts unto his face

by the fart summoner February 1, 2014

Funny Fart

It’s huge funny fart made of the beanos. I always laugh at it bc farts are incredibly funny.

Daddy makes a huge funny fart
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019