upside down piano

In the card game of cribbage, scoring zero points in the crib

I got an upside down piano in my crib

by matching jack April 3, 2009

Tone It Down A Notch

Synonym for calm down.

Steve: Your good at CoD! go get that guy, he doesnt see you!
Tim: SHHHHHH! (whispers) Be quiet!
Steve: Tone it down a notch, he can't here you.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 14, 2010

fuck a come down

"fuck a come down" is a state where there is a level of extreme sexual urge. This urge is a spectrum from a light drizzle to a torrential downpour; using the analogy of rainfall. Once in it's torrential stage, the party involved is unable to acknowledge any other of their God-given senses and must carry out the sexual act on the most available victim(usually the common bootycall or chic/dude in the club)... if not, try and attemp a miserable sleep.

In the club
Person 1:Wow this girl is getting wild.

Person 2:Of course she is fuck a come down.

OR

In the club:
Person to self: Damn, i need to stop dancing with this girl and leave this place fuck a come down.

by "shocking vybz" may '09 May 2, 2009

dick me down

when you're ridiculously intoxicated and very horny. you must scream and sing this in different tunes. let the whole party now about your sex drive so you can get some mother fucking dick.

oh my god someone please dick me down!!!!!

by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018

throw the dick down

when a man is about to fuck a woman he is about to throw the dick down. Usually when a man throws the dick down he will first swing his penis from side to side and then vigorously slap his penis on the girl's stomach. He then will repeat the phrase "I am about to throw the dick down!" Two to four times while gyrating his hips. After he is done throwing the dick down, the man will then ask the girl, "Are you addicted to what the dick did?"

I threw the dick down last night!
I am going to throw the dick down like it has never been thrown before.

by ashes909 November 6, 2010

Simmer Down Rambo

to calm someone down in an overheated situation

Riley: Shut up Allison!!!

Allison: Simmer down Rambo!!

by Kangaroo Boy March 29, 2010

pork-fried downs

n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices

Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"

bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?

Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"

by Planchet March 2, 2010