1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.
professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.
student: ohh jerk me offffff
student: ohh jerk me offffff
by jennybaybee May 9, 2010
Get the jerk me off mug.Possibly the most obnoxious thing you could say when someone is trying to figure out what kind of person you are or sneers at you.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO JUDGE SOMEONE, THAT'S HOW WE DISTINGUISH FRIEND FROM FOE!
No matter what, people are going to judge you; because you dress in all black and like death or because you watch Star Trek and go to Sakura Con - DEAL WITH IT.
It's the worst when it's on your MySpace profiles.
Actually, no, it's worse when they say "you have no right to judge me." Because everyone has a right to their own thoughts, so stop being self-absorbed and obsessed with pretending not caring about your so-called "haters," people who don't like you, not because they're jealous, but maybe because you may not a likable person, maybe?
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO JUDGE SOMEONE, THAT'S HOW WE DISTINGUISH FRIEND FROM FOE!
No matter what, people are going to judge you; because you dress in all black and like death or because you watch Star Trek and go to Sakura Con - DEAL WITH IT.
It's the worst when it's on your MySpace profiles.
Actually, no, it's worse when they say "you have no right to judge me." Because everyone has a right to their own thoughts, so stop being self-absorbed and obsessed with pretending not caring about your so-called "haters," people who don't like you, not because they're jealous, but maybe because you may not a likable person, maybe?
Boy's MySpace About Me:
I hate my life and I wear a lot of black makeup BUT DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A HUMAN BEING!
I hate my life and I wear a lot of black makeup BUT DON'T JUDGE ME I'M A HUMAN BEING!
by IAreGirl September 12, 2009
Get the don't judge me mug.wipe me down implies that one is “clean,” “fresh,” or otherwise “fly". I mean wipe me down can be like turn me up for me/my attitude/my apparence to be "fly".
Its kinda the "brush ur shoulders off" when you feel lit or whatever.
Its kinda the "brush ur shoulders off" when you feel lit or whatever.
Océane: Look at the cool people in this bitch
You: Bitch let's wipe eachother down to be the coolest, hoe.
Océane : okay *your name* WIPE ME DOWN
You: Bitch let's wipe eachother down to be the coolest, hoe.
Océane : okay *your name* WIPE ME DOWN
by Callmewhateveryouwantfrrr April 12, 2021
Get the Wipe me down mug.When two people are fighting (such as, in batman) someone would say "have a belt on me!" as they're hitting the other. Meaning, an offer to get hit.
by Dani April 7, 2005
Get the have a belt on me mug.1. To kick in the balls.
by potap February 5, 2013
Get the kicking me in the pills mug.01.) to scam, cheat, try to pull the wool over someone's eyes
02.) a solid win over an opponent
03.) an obvious lie
02.) a solid win over an opponent
03.) an obvious lie
01.) "Don't buttfuck me, bro."
02.) "That was a good buttfucking I gave those 7 year olds on the basketball court."
03.) Kenny: I just saw biggie smalls walking into the bank...
Stevie: No you didn't!
Kenny: Yes, I did...
Stevie: "Don't buttfuck me!"
02.) "That was a good buttfucking I gave those 7 year olds on the basketball court."
03.) Kenny: I just saw biggie smalls walking into the bank...
Stevie: No you didn't!
Kenny: Yes, I did...
Stevie: "Don't buttfuck me!"
by Brooklyn Mint October 20, 2011
Get the Don't BUTTFUCK Me! mug.The insult equivalent to suck me sideways used in situations resulting in great surprise, happieness, shock, or anger. Often used when something out of the ordinary happens, or you are told about something out of the ordinary happening to someone else. Can also be taken literaly, if a man tells someone to blow him backwards it means blow me so good I cum propeling myself across the room.
Guy 1: dude, that chick just grew a penis in under a minute
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!
guy 2: well, blow me backwards, that's crazy shit right there!
by wednesdaycircusfreak May 30, 2010
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