Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Oh My Bogdan!

When 'Oh My God!' just doesn't cut it.

Oh My Bogdan! We won!

by slapaflurbap October 11, 2019

get at my neck

Shoot your shot

I'm single so get at my neck.

by 2Kosher April 25, 2017

Oh my Goding

When a white bitch is saying "oh my God" over and over again

Sara: oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God!
Lucille: would you stop oh my Goding? I'm trying to study

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

My minecraft girlfriend

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life

Bro i broke up with my minecraft girlfriend.

by X07JK September 20, 2020

Killing my vibe

When you're trying to have a good time by having or laugh or singing a song and your friend decides to shut you down and make you stop.

*Casually humming a song*
Friend 1: Yo bro, do you mind being quiet?!
Friend 2: Bro seriously, you're actually killing my vibe.

by Lord Defonator October 29, 2020

See my hands

To tell someone you want to fight, wreck, scrap, rumble, etc...

Guy:"You a bitch son"
You:"Nigga see my hands"

by The Mulatto aka Pimp Simp aka Black n White November 20, 2004