kiss sabay hug

tagalog joke meaning kiss to the dick, the statement itself literally means kiss together with a hug. Is a joke because it sounds like "kiss sa bayag"

Person 1: Uy nag kiss sabay hug na ba kayo ng girlfriend mo.
Person 2 (clueless): Oo naman, sobrang close naman kami eh. Bakit?
Person 1: grahaha

by Momoyo September 15, 2022

National kiss your gf day

September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day

‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe’

by Skskksksksjskkskskksks September 15, 2022

National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R

Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R

“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”

“Bro I’m not gay”

“Doesn’t matter”

by Rohanus September 17, 2022

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds

Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.

by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022

Give Keyy a Kiss Day

On September 19-23 Give Keyy a kiss. If u don’t, you goin to jail.

Damn, guess ion got a choice cus it’s give Keyy a kiss day

by K3RON September 19, 2022

give ant a kiss day

September 25th. Todays the day to kiss this sexy black tall monkey man #Ant

It’s September 25th. Looks like it’s give ant a kiss day

by K3RON September 19, 2022

Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022