Elevator Hornrt

The equivalent of an elevator hogger, but 10x the Savage factor. Think of him as a fire hornrt, in human form. He is completely selfish and keeps the elevator to himself, letting nobody else ride it. While riding, the hornrt is talking to his Princess Hornrt over the emergency intercom, wasting precious taxpayers dollars.

The Elevator Hornrt refused to let us in the elevator when we went to film one in LizzyTown (aka Elizabeth Shuttle Reserve)

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

daniel hornsby

Daniel Hornsby is a perky old bastard who needs to find another friend other that George godding (twin to Joshua who is the greatest human alive) Daniel can regularly be found near flocks of birds with shit in his head

Fred: I dare you to lick that bird shit
Harold: nah that stuff looks like Daniel hornsby’s scalp
Fred: oh shit yeah let’s go give him a thick clout round the face
Harold: nah fuckin George godding will come after ya
Both: *laugh*

by Fatty nigga bitch February 28, 2019

The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Green Hornet

A VERY lame super hero, perhaps the worst ever DC superhero.

"Yo bro, I heard the new Green Hornet movie is coming out."
"Nah, It's probably gonna be such a shitshow, like the last 4 movies about him."
"Yeah, It'll be a waste of 80 greenbacks."

by The Definition Guy 2.0 June 8, 2019

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019