oh my god you have to come see this!

A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.

Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!

by Laura-Leigh January 16, 2006

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

im god 8======D im not a femboy Woz

Something my stupid fucking bot said when i tried to get it to say a sentence
Oh my gODDD

My bot: im god 8======D im not a femboy Woz
Me: ok
My bot: joe
me: ok

by WideSteal321 February 15, 2021

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 04, 2020

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

by Abraham's Adversary May 27, 2017

OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS

THE HUMAN RACE IS A FAILURE

jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

by PLSHELPIAMINGREATPAI69420 July 21, 2021

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard!

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..

Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!

Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)

by Digooo February 12, 2005