Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.
John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.
by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018
Get the Five Finger Donkey Punchmug. Its when you insert your index finger into urs or ur friends anis and pull it out with a hook creating that POPPING sound.
by dawnandderrick January 27, 2017
Get the finger poppin that booty holemug. A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.
Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?
by Chris VG May 3, 2007
Get the Cat Got Your Fingersmug. by Booker T. Washington April 29, 2008
Get the Texas Two Fingermug. by St.luke January 27, 2017
Get the finger in the booty ass bitchmug. When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.
"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"
Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!
by bransuave November 5, 2010
Get the Afghani Finger Sandwichmug. by Double douche October 17, 2006
Get the bangle the bongle fingermug.