The Emerson Effect

When you are telling a story and become self aware that the story is getting too long and your audience is distinguished. At this point it is best to stop the story at this point. Based off of Emerson who told notoriously long and boring stories.

Yo man I was telling this story to Mary Helen and had the Emerson Effect! I got out of there real quick before people got too bored.

by Marky No Likey April 15, 2015

The Maya effect

The Maya effect is when one person is unreasonably mad at another person for a very small reason or in some cases no reason at all. Any attempts to question this outburst will be swiftly met with more aggression This uncalled for aggression is often combined with a lack of communication towards solving whatever issue may be present. The Maya effect is unlikely to last longer then a week but an apologies are incredibly rare and none have been documented so far

Person 1: "Hey man my girlfriend is so mad at me right now she won't even tell me what I did."
Person 2: "Have you tried talking to her about it?"
Person 1: "Yea I did and she just gave me the silent treatment and cancelled our plans for tonight"
Person 2: "Damn bro. Your really suffering from the Maya effect right now."

by Finn's Fin December 10, 2021

Jamaica Zone Wars Effect

When a Fat fugly hippo whale of an Indian gets mad over a game mode in Fortnight called Jamaica Zone Wars hence the name. This ham planet lard ass will become engulfed in rage has his chins jiggle from the peer anger because he heard "Bombaclat" one to many times. This effect is proceeded with fits of rage, cold shoulders, and intensive eating

Oh my god Rahaj is mad at a pointless video game this is an example of the Jamaica Zone Wars Effect

by ARHS Daily Podcast February 1, 2024

Alexander effect

When you're super gay for a period of time

I think he's going through the Alexander effect

by TheGreatHaroldino April 24, 2024

The R. Tucky Effect

A term used to describe the relationship between playing golf poorly while playing with Tucker Malone.

I only played badly because of The R. Tucky Effect.

by easye_yall May 30, 2024

Ginger guy effect

When the nerdiest little guy, is ginger so he pulls a smoking hot girl

P1: Did you see Dallins wife.

P2: Oh yeah the ginger guy effect for sure

by JerryTheGeriatric July 2, 2021

Airport Effect

The propensity for a woman's physical appearance to be artificially heightened due to the lack of women around a mostly male populated area.

Man I only took Angie out due to the Airport Effect

by Garnacho757 December 30, 2023