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Urban Dictionary

A website your on now.
Person 1: "have you checked the trending on urban dictionary?"

Person 2: "dude, i'm on there now!"
by WhiteSamsungUser September 23, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary made by funny people

eg: Awooga

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
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Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
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urban dictionary

an app where you cant serch up one word without it being sexual i mean like come on ppl
me: *searches up hole* wth
urban dictionarys deff: "where a man puts his penis
me: whyyyyy just one good deffinition
urban dictionary: a place when trapped at school, sentence: get me out this hell hole
me: finally
also me: THIS SITE NEEDS SOME HOLY WATER
by sadbean90000 October 31, 2020
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Urban dictionary

A hateful platform where people say bold things from behind a screen and harass each other without accountability for their words..... Like a person from the nineties who grew up watching jackass and has no teeth .... Or a person who played video games until he became too out of touch to grow a pair and say things to people's face.... Modern day wimps and beeetches
by Urban saint September 11, 2019
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Urban dictionary

A cyber place that allows people to be put into a box and no longer can a individual be an individual.

The tree in the Garden of Eden.
Urban Dictionary: A fake world where miserable people escape.

Look at that Ed.
Look at that Ruben.

Nah he is just an individual dog.
by Missael December 2, 2019
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