Simp

The act of performing desperate actions to attain subpar women

Ben would sell his kidneys to start a streak with that meatloaf of girl

synonyms for simp

Burgess

Feenbag

Jake dion

by Splurg May 7, 2020

simp

anybody named Dylan.

Dylan was simping out to the new girl in algebra.

by adderall daddy February 5, 2020

Simp

A pathetic low life cuckhold/betacuck/ beta male/ Fat/skinny/ Ugly/ low self-esteem pathetic low life degenerate who doesnt know that the money that theyre gives goes towards her boyfriend's condoms.

Simp: I know, I'm currently late on my bills, but my queen needs my money, and maybe finally she would finally recognize me after thousands of checks that ive donated!
Fucking simp!

by DeadSpermz August 7, 2020

simp

eduardo

this nigga eduardo is a simp ass nigga for me on my momma

by lispxyz March 25, 2020

Simp

a married man getting defensive about a girl he didn’t even date who was so into him that she had him drive 4 hours to Yakima, WA to buy her Red Robin

Bro, you were such a simp back in 2015!

by MickeyDeezPeanuts December 21, 2020

simp

a man who will useually becalled jordan and askes the girl in the vc to sit on his face

Sit on my face said the simp jordan

by nae nae nae August 3, 2020

Simp

Chasing after a girl who does not want you, in other words acting as if you have no game and are going into the military.

Tristan Woodruff is a simp.
The way Tristan is chasing after Rachel while Gavin is fucking her.
The way Tristan wears his glasses makes him look like a fucking simp.
Tristan Woodruff is the biggest simp I have ever meet.
How Tristan settled and fucked Sarah made him look like a simp.

by Rachel Ringham February 26, 2020