joe versus the volcano

When having sex with a woman in her anus while her monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

"Dude I wanted to so bad, but it was that time of the month. So I went for the back door and totally joe versus the volcano'd her."

by Albert V. October 10, 2008

hey joe her ass

When you catch your girl cheating on you and you shoot her, as in the Jimi Hendrix song Hey Joe.

If I caught that bitch I'd Hey Joe her ass.

by mike in the house November 26, 2018

Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo

A stupid fucking ginger who has a lot of nicknames

That guy is a Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo he is called a lot of names and has no soul

by Kyletheuncoolkid February 1, 2018

Port Saint Joe FL

A small town filled with old people and young beach kids

Hey! Are you going to Port Saint Joe FL?!
Yeah! The beach there is nice!

by psjkid March 27, 2020

Joe Gagnon MVP Award

More than winning, the Joe Gagnon MVP Award is the most coveted by all competitors when competing in the Eye-Patch Olympics. It may be the most coveted award of all awards. The winner of this award is the person who left everything on the field, including their clothes and anything else they brought. It takes heart, perseverance and hair, lots of hair, to win this award.

While competing in the Eye-Patch Olympics Ryan won the Joe Gagnon MVP award because he competed with vigor and heart.

by Zacharichy April 17, 2020

Joe Scurio appreciation day

bruh moment

Did you know its national Joe Scurio appreciation day?
Whos Joe Scurio?
*he slaps him*
how dare you not know this legend.

by weqweqwe March 16, 2020

Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

by weird_eli January 5, 2023