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Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020
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noice beans

Phrase used when something is really nice, but in an Australian kind of way.
Jim: “Last night was bloody insane mate. I banged your mom.”

Robert: “noice beans”
by MrMeeseekz February 24, 2023
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Bean feast

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.
Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!
by Binghies June 3, 2024
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bean broth

Hot or cold water that was used to brew coffee.
"Hey Danielle, do you know where I can get a good cup of bean broth?"
by iDrinkCoffee May 4, 2018
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Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.
I heard that they are into beans on toast.
by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025
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cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”
whoa, that massive stalk grew over nightthat’s wild… cool beans
by doctor tj December 4, 2021
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meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.
Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."
by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020
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