I hate my life

What you say when you hate your life

Person 1: I hate my life
Person 2: Sad

by SStereotypical February 08, 2022

quarter life crisis

A crisis occuring around the age of 20, 19 or 18.

Yea, he got rejected by Stanford because the college counselor sent in the wrong transcript...it was his quarter life crisis.

by Will May 13, 2004

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 04, 2008

One Eight Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Fuck Yo' Life Nigga

What Rick James or Dave Chappelle would say when he kills someone.

FUCK YO' LIFE NIGGA *Stomps on the chest of the body

by Sho December 09, 2004

carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!

the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

Half-Life: Source

a really buggy game with scientists fucking screaming

note: the goldsrc version is way better.

Half-Life: Source is really fucking messed up.

by le block October 09, 2022