Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

Dirty Whale

when a woman smears peanut butter on a mans penis then performs oral sex on him

duuuuude last night C gave me the best dirty whale iv ever had

by dukerman September 2, 2010

Dirty harambe

When a girl takes a poop on the ground. Then proceeeds to smear the poop as sacriminonial war paint. She then continues to march around marking loud gorilla noises.

When Becky didn't get the drink she asked for, she decided to give the bartender a dirty harambe.

by Miriam Websta December 24, 2016

dirty preacher

a dirty dirty sex position
also known as 'the Crandy'

Jenna likes 'the Crandy' also known as the dirty preacher.

by scofflaw December 18, 2013

Dirty 30s

Opiate Pills pressed (made clandestinely with an illegal pill press by a drug dealer. This refers to the “blues” or “M 30s” due to the fact they’re nearly the same size, shape and color of oxycodone 30mg pills. Also called “perks/percs” after “Percocet”. Made with fentanyl.

“Man, I watched an injecting Heroin user fall out yesterday just from smokin’ dirty 30s”

“Damn bro, those blues are strong AF”

by Stella Shines June 13, 2022

dirty sloane

A person who has an among us kink , usually in bed they call you daddy imposter or sus master

Larry j: last night I found out Jenny with two g’s was a dirty Sloane

Kerry b: holy shit I thought those people were a joke , good thing you didn’t get to find out if she actually called you daddy impostor
Larry j: I never said I didn’t

by Ur mom 6969420420 September 5, 2021

The dirty gurdy

When you run out of dope and you put water through the stem. So your smoking the stem dope with water.

Person 1: "Damn man!! I'm out of dope.."
Person 2: " that's ok, just ru. Some water through the stem and we can smoke the dirty gurdy!"

by jazzyjessy89 March 27, 2016