When you’re in FULL FORCE Caillou mode throwing a temper tantrum over a girl not showing you her feet, or taking feet pictures for you. So you take her disabled amputee sisters prosthetic leg, because it’s the best thing to real life you’ll ever get, fuck your best friends girlfriend with the prosthetic foot while your cat watches. Then end up dating all three, plus your cat. While eating a pickle.
Fuck Kyle just pulled a DIRTY CAILLOU!! ... AGAIN !
Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !
Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !
by Kyles favourite admin June 3, 2021

When one uses their rizz on a girl but talks about another man to secure the bag. This is a form of L rizz and is honestly a form of dickriding as well.
Wow he has no rizz, that nigga really had to speak on his homie to get that bitch. He be dirty rizzing with his lame ass.
by Gduirkr May 19, 2022

When you are shamelessly shagging a "plus sized" absolute prime mover of a woman on a first date and you put your finger in her poodle mid deed to make the mediocre event more memorable.
by Pluggas plug August 14, 2020

A sexual act where a woman and her partner are having consensual sex on top of a speeding horse. Before climaxing, the woman covers the horse’s eyes with her pussy as the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. As the now blind, speeding horse gallops wildly, the couple climax before crashing into something. This act is typically performed on a Thursday afternoon, when she is doubled cheeked up.
Last night I took Ashley on a horseback riding date. Little did she know that we would person a dirty afton, causing us to break our arms.
by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020

Everyone is missing today due to tony pulling a dirty Ian last week. They all went to the Emergency room
by Thaboi69 November 17, 2021

After a dude has nutted into a girls anus and the goop continues to leak out over a period of time she catches it in her hand and pops it in her mouth and proceeds to gargle it
Girl 1: Guuuuuurl everytime I take a step more of that seed trickles outta my damn ass!!!
Girl 2: Daaaaaayum!!!!
Girl 1: All good doe (proceeds to gargle)
Girl 2: Oh shit, that’s a dirty cari
Girl 2: Daaaaaayum!!!!
Girl 1: All good doe (proceeds to gargle)
Girl 2: Oh shit, that’s a dirty cari
by CnutPnucher April 6, 2020

After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.
by iknowmyshitdude July 25, 2016
