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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

Battle Creek handjob

A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole

yeah I got me a Battle Creek handjob behind the bowling alley

by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025

Robert Creedleson

Absolute melt of an irish-man

"Hey have you seen that 'Robert Creedleson' fellow."

Yeah he's very strange isn't he.

by Roberta69 April 7, 2025

Knob Creek

A dirty bathtub in a brothel in Washington D.C.

Will we go down to Knob Creek to get a congressman's delight tonight?

by Mousecop1957 March 11, 2026

Sand Creek

A neighborhood in NWI, full of rich people. most aren't nice who think their shit don't stink.

Sand Creek is unaffordable.

by nwi sucks March 29, 2026

Neurum Creek Gear Shift

During sexual intercourse, a Neurum Creek gear shift occurs when one reaches into their partners anus, causing their anus to prolapse. They then use their hand to reinsert the partners rectum into the anus, completing the Neurum Creek gear shift.

“Hey, have you seen Xavier today?”
“Not since last night- pretty sure he’s in hospital, James gave him a Neurum Creek gear shift”

by muntmaxxingvigoroushandjobguy July 2, 2025

The Creech

An unusually sedentary lifeform found slouched in the darkest corner of the bedroom, often surrounded by snack wrappers, half-finished drinks, and an aura of vague disappointment. The Creech expends minimal energy unless food is involved, and despite doing absolutely nothing, still manages to bark orders like a discount drill sergeant with no rank.

“Hey man, can you help me move this couch?”
“Nah, The Creech said he’s conserving his back for fantasy football season.”

by Nate Higggerson July 9, 2025