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Two Guys and a Dude

A love triangle between two men who have never met and another mutual male friend (not to be confused with Two Girls One Cup.)
I think Bob, Joe, and I should get together. We could be two guys and a dude, if you know what I mean.
by BookPanda June 14, 2019
mugGet the Two Guys and a Dudemug.

give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony
If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.
by taxtop February 6, 2014
mugGet the give his two centsmug.
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books
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Two Fist

When a guy stimulates two other guys penises with his hands, usually resulting in ejaculation
Billy used his "Two Fist" and stroked Roger and Dwayne Simultaneously till they came all over his face
by HardTime June 28, 2019
mugGet the Two Fistmug.

Two flusher

When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down
I just took the most insane two flusher man

Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!
by Highdefkitten June 17, 2017
mugGet the Two flushermug.

Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless
Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed
by Kenken10 January 29, 2022
mugGet the Two flys smashedmug.

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
mugGet the Two scoops for the price of onemug.

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