tight-titties

A very close relationship between two friends. Comparable to two tightly pressed boobies rubbing against each other.

Ya I will let him stay with me this weekend for the game, we were tight-titties in high school.

by swindlerrr September 2, 2013

Houdini titties

When a girls tits are so big that when you titty fuck her your dick disappears.

That girl has got Houdini titties.

by The real Cookie Monster. October 7, 2013

zeppelin-titted

A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.

Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.

by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013

Bro Tittie

A Bro Tittie is the femal version of your Bro. Other spellings: Bro Tittie, bro tittie, bro titty. A Bro Tittie follows the same rules as the Bro Code.

Ashley: Hey Bro what's up?
Nick: Not much Bro Tittie, just chillaxin.
Nick: Yo, Bro Tittie thanks for being the best wing man last night.
Ashley: Hey, that's what a Bro Tittie is for.

by Lil-Mac-2 May 8, 2014

Brain Titties

The attractiveness of a woman's intellectual capacity

She so smart; them brain titties get me rock hard

by Jabjabwolf November 23, 2015

snee titters

A phrase used to describe something random, funny, or "meme-worthy."
It can be used as a phrase on its own, or inserted as a playful insult, a joke, etc.
It's mostly used at random, however it can be used to describe something pleasant.

"Good gracious me. I spot a friendly pal consorting with a nearby vendor. What a snee titter."
"Haha, look at that fucklad. (slang for fuckboi ) A most undesirable snee titter."
"God damn it, Chad! Don't be such a snee titter."
"Would you care for some snee titters, good chap?"

by BEAUTIFUL DOG January 17, 2016

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016