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Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.
I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.
by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022
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Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
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Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista
Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here
by Stevenbando July 16, 2023
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Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless
Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed
by Kenken10 January 29, 2022
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Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
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Seven lakh seventy two thousand

To spend time with snoop Dogg in metaverse for 99 minutes.
I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg in metaverse.
by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025
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