king kong

to shit on top of a toilet while both feet are positioned on the side walls like king kong

" I didn't want anyone to see my feet so, I king konged that toilet bro"!

by TOMBOMCFAREN June 23, 2015

Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

by Fish daddy June 26, 2015

King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

Titty King

Someone who fancies themselves superior because of the amount of money they make

Me: check out my new belt

Kellan: which soup kitchen did you find that at

Me: fuck outta here Titty King

by Poppajwalktheline August 11, 2016

King Poke

King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.

That creeper sent all the little girls his nasty nudes before King Poke destroyed him.

by JiggleB November 11, 2016

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

cis-king

When you're extremely sure of your identity and have no issues with expressing so. Often portrayed as very masculine and tends to enjoy hanging with bros.

That guy sure is a cis-king.

by cis-kingen December 14, 2016