Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. 

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

The Game 

The sickest rapper since Dr. Dre and Tupac, was formerly with the Gay unit until he realized how they like blowing each other, brought back the west coast, trying to turn Black wallstreet into the new NWA, made a movie called stop snitching stop lying about how much of a fagot ass bitch 50 cent is and how hes a snitch, favorite qoute "GGGGG-UNOT, mutha fuckas

"Cant play the game with only 50 cent"

The Game by Doobs May 7, 2007

yayness to the gayness

The hippest and coolest new slang to say if you are excited about something.

<originated from da coolest DeZ>

RHYS: dez ur so much funnier then me
DEZ: yayness to the gayness!

yayness to the gayness by DeZ March 25, 2005

the ghost

When your fucking a girl and you pull the sheets over your head just as your about to cum and go oooOOoooOOooo making ghost noises.

I was fucking this girl the other night and i gave that bitch the ghost.

the ghost by the ghost master October 17, 2010

The Grind 

The grind nevers stops until the force of friction stop it.

The grinding cogwheels came to a stop after the friction between the two was too great.

The Grind by The New England Puritan May 31, 2015

Oscar The Grouch 

When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts.

You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?

Yeah I remember that scallywag .

Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night.

Oscar The Grouch by T_Mobile87 September 10, 2010

The GOAT 

A nicknamed used for American Hip Hop artist Kendrick Lamar. It means "Greatest Of All Time" and was bestowed on Kendrick following his 2017 release of DAMN.

When asked if Kendrick Lamar was good, God said "Kendrick? Oh, he's the GOAT nigga"

The GOAT by YouThotYouWasCorrect April 15, 2017