apple penis

Somthing that connor mclaughlin shouts at
the tv when his favorate show gets canceled late on a monday night |:

tv man- "*show name*has been caneled"
Conner-"APPLE PENIS!"

Caolan- "wtf?"

by A friend of a friend ;) October 12, 2008

penis-pudding

The seimen that comes out of a mans erect penile when he is erosed by a hoe batch sucking his shinny knob off.

OO yea my face is covered in penis-pudding
put your penis-pudding away george
eat my penis pudding bitch

by slapper steve September 1, 2003

Penis Wrinkle

A wrinkle in a man's genitals.

Your penis wrinkle(s) turn me onnnnn..... :

by Carliann October 11, 2007

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Frankenstein Penis

A penis that has been enlarged to unnatural sizes through the use of various devices and medications.

Last night I was with this guy who had a huge frankenstein penis.

by Jokerguy November 19, 2010

rolling penis

an automobile that attracts chicks a.k.a pussy magnet

Did you see John's new car? It's a rolling penis.

by Carin M February 6, 2008

Penis Bandits

A gang from Pittsburgh who tags schools with a penis followed by the letters PB.

Teacher #1: The bathrooms where hit again.
Teacher #2: Those infamous penis bandits.

by DA INFAMOUS PB February 4, 2009