autistic fish

carson

carson: travis scott fish
giora: shut up you autistic fish

by meowowwowowowowowowowi October 3, 2021

Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,

“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”

by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020

Fish

Suspicious, “fishy” situation, acting weird, acting different

Boyfriend doesn’t answer text or FaceTimes.

Me: “bro, your being fish af.”

by Iamtoogood December 14, 2017

Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024

roof fishing

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.

I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.

by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016

dead fish day

On October 23 we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish! We will protest to get them there rights bc DEAD FISH HAVE RIGHTS!! 🎣

dead fish day

by anonymous October 22, 2020

ombre fish

🐟this fish
there is also a subspecies called the rachel ombre fish

that ombre fish is way 2 kewl

by poopitypoopitypoopitypoop October 20, 2015