chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.

Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.

by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024

chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

Chocolate Goodnight

Secretly taking a cheesy deuce under someone’s pillow.

Addison passed out first at the party so we gave him the chocolate goodnight.

by Tyra Spanks March 8, 2021

Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.

The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear

by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

Chocolate And Mayo

Some fucking chocolate and mayo in a jar dumbass

Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children

by C O S M O July 13, 2022

lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022