Rule 69

A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.

“OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”

by IMAKERLDEFINITIONS February 6, 2023

Kaiman Rule

The Rule on the Internet that states that original artists are allowed to post their work (one per artist) to anyone complaining about a “lack of originality in art these days”. Named after Redd Kaiman who used this tactic to promote Antimatter Penguin.

I complained about the new music come out, and some dude posted his mixtape. I listened to it for one minute, cause of the Kaiman Rule.

by PsySlop June 8, 2025

Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.

Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!

by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015

rule 900000000

If it exists there's an silly goober verison of it

1:Guys why is there an werid verison of Minecraft called "goobercraft"?
2:RULE 9000000000!

by SARP1STHEBEST September 30, 2023

rule 899

Rule 899 is rule 93. Still, I found it.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

HAY GUYS I FOUND RULE 899 ^_^

by dhh777 December 26, 2018

Rules

False pretenses. One after the other.

Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016