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helberts rule

A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."
Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"
by Jreevk February 25, 2015
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Rules

False pretenses. One after the other.
Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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Rodney Rule

The Rodney Rule states that when estimating something as a group if there is a tie the higher estimate wins.
Sally and John say the work will take 3 days, but Scott and Jason say it will take 5. Based on the Rodney Rule, the estimate is 5 days.
by Angst Wu June 13, 2022
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New rule

It’s now illegal to wear any other coloured eyeliner than black!!
NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner
by tt:: @..charsswirls February 16, 2022
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Rule #3

Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!
I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!
by Byshop123 May 31, 2020
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Rule 766

Money and Power
The only things you need, your only goals, your only dreams are money and power, that's all you need
Judge: you gave up the love of a woman, a normal life, and for what? to have a life of luxury and stress, to become someone, but why?

Defendant: Rule 766
by Sighnal August 20, 2023
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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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