Trunk Slap

When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.

"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"

by Rezelka August 23, 2012

scrotal slap

Noun. The sound that is produced from the collision of any surface or object against the scrotal skin surrounding the testicles.

You can hear several scrotal slaps as Clint Eastwood initiates his morning jog.

by Sir Caseingsworth July 23, 2017

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Emotional Chippy Slap

When someone shuts down an idea that meant a lot to you.

I suggest burritos for dinner but my partner hit me with an emotional chippy slap

by Badie1010 August 31, 2023

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

Slap

The quick, preplanned entry of two words, as the first two guesses, in Wordle

The slap worked well today giving me a green and two yellows

by Speedordle December 12, 2023